Week 4 Matchups + Wheel of Shame, Marv Madness

Jacob Wilson says:

Nickname for Ladd McConkey (warning: best ever)

LADD Hey MCCONKY, What’s today’s secret word?

PEE WEE: Today’s secret word is… “disappointment!” And you all know what to do whenever anyone says the secret word right?

PLAYHOUSE: Screeeeeeeam!

PEE-WEE: That’s right! So for the rest of the day, if anyone says the secret word, scream real loud! Ready? Let’s try it! Hey Magic Screen, will you be taking Ladd McConkey in your redrafter league?

MAGIC SCREEN: Of course not Pee-Wee; he’s been a disappointment.

PLAYHOUSE: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

MR. WINDOW: Hey Pee-Wee, here comes the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land.

PEE-WEE: Yippee! Miss Yvonne! Miss Yvonne!

MISS YVONNE: Good morning Pee-Wee! Good morning boys and girls! Is everyone okay? I thought I heard screaming.

PEE-WEE: Oh, Magic Screen just said the secret word when we were talking about Ladd McConkey.

MISS YVONNE: Ladd McConkey? Was the secret word “bust”?

PEE-WEE: No, “disappointment”.

PLAYHOUSE: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

MISS YVONNE: I’m honestly surprised it wasn’t “bust”.
PEE-WEE: Oh Miss Yvonne, the secret word is always “bust” when you’re around!

MISS YVONNE: Hahaha! Oh Pee-Wee, you’re sweet.

CLOCKEY: Hey Pee-Wee, know what time it is?

PEE-WEE: Mmmm, time to cut Ladd McConkey?

CLOCKEY: Nope! That was last week. It’s time for another Penny cartoon!

PEE-WEE: Hurray! Penny!

Please feel free to use this nickname, in its entirety, EVERY TIME Ladd McConkey’s name is spoken on your show.