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Make Up or Break Up: Ryan Tannehill (Fantasy Football)

Dear Ryan, Oh, Ryan Timothy Tannehill III, what a complicated ride we have been on together. You caught my eye after being drafted by the Miami Dolphins in 2012. Already a seasoned fantasy player, I would not jump the gun and draft an untested rookie, but I decided to keep my eye on you from …

Make Up or Break Up: Kenny Golladay (Fantasy Football)

Dear Kenny, I’m always bad at these openings. I don’t know where to begin. I was slow to hop on your bandwagon, but I went all in when the Giants backed up the Brink’s truck for you in 2021. That didn’t go well, and I’m not sure where to go from here. Based on the …

Make Up or Break Up: Terry McLaurin (Fantasy Football)

Dear Terry, Oh, Scary Terry, where to begin. I guess like with all stories; we start at the beginning. You first caught my eye three seasons ago when you were a rookie with the then-named Washington Football Team. As the season began, you were a rookie prospect drafted in the third round to a team …

Make Up or Break Up: Chase Claypool (Fantasy Football)

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and I are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t catch as well as you, but I think you would be impressed with my hands. Well, maybe not, …

Make Up or Break Up: Allen Robinson (Fantasy Football)

Dear Mr. Robinson, Here’s to you, sir. At least here’s to the good times we had together. Remember the good old days? Let me remind you – the start of our life together began in 2015 when you were a Jacksonville Jaguar. You were fresh off your rookie season, wide-eyed, and ready to take the …

Make Up or Break Up: Brandon Aiyuk (Fantasy Football)

Dear Brandon Aiyuk, I spent a lot of time last off-season hyping you up, especially in dynasty, where I shared my thoughts on how your dynasty value would drastically rise in 2021. Unfortunately, that did not happen, and instead, my heart was broken. Weeks 1-7 were the most challenging part for me to take, and …

Make Up or Break Up: D.J. Moore (Fantasy Football)

Dear Denniston Oliver Moore Jr, This is awkward for me. These kinds of letters aren’t really my thing. I’m usually pretty stoic. I keep my emotions in check. But after proclaiming your WR1 potential last summer, I was hurt, heartbroken if you will, when you finished as the WR22 in 2020. It’s not all your …

Make Up or Break Up: Mark Andrews (Fantasy Football)

Dear Mark, It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter to you today. I am conflicted and unsure about how to proceed with our future relationship in the 2021 season. I had high expectations last year after your amazing 2019 season, but I was… disappointed. I hope you will allow me the …

Make Up or Break Up: Josh Jacobs (Fantasy Football)

Dear Joshua, While I hope this letter finds you well, I write bearing less than pleasant revelations. I usually find it best to simply rip off the bandaid, as the saying goes, so I am writing to tell you that I am deeply troubled. I won’t include flowery poetry or don the kid gloves in …

Make Up or Break Up: Carson Wentz (Fantasy Football)

Dear Carson, I won’t insult you by trying to sugarcoat the situation. You are coming off of the worst season of your NFL career. It pains me to say it, but there it is. Your 15 interceptions this past season were a new low (or high, depending on how one looks at it) and you …

Make Up or Break Up: Philip Rivers (Fantasy Football)

Dear Phil, I will admit that it was difficult to decide to write to you after a year of disappointment and heartbreak.  It feels like you set us up after your 2018 season when you finished as the QB11 completing 347 passes out of 508 attempts for 4,308 yards, 32 touchdowns, and only 12 interceptions.  …

Make Up or Break Up with T.Y. Hilton in 2020? (Fantasy Football)

Eugene Marquis Hilton, I came into this letter expecting to start off writing one thing and a quick internet search has derailed that completely…T.Y.? How does Eugene Marquis become T (period) Y (period)? Ok, your dad’s name is Tyrone…so your whole life they called you T.Y.? In what world does someone call you by initials …

Fantasy Football: Make Up or Break Up with Devonta Freeman in 2019?

Devonta, Devonta, Devonta, It’s a curious position we find ourselves in. After your meteoric rise in 2015, that saw you finish as the overall RB1 with 14 TDs, people were already starting to doubt you. I defended you, over and over, and it paid dividends as you followed up with an RB6 overall finish in …